Discover light–hearted expressions through a collection of funny friendship quotes that celebrate the joy and laughter shared among friends.
Laughter is the universal language that transcends barriers and binds hearts together. And there’s no better arena for its joyful resonance than in the realm of friendship. We can shared inside jokes or playful banter at uproarious moments.
Within the sphere of funny friendship, there exists an arsenal of witty expressions that capture the essence of this special companionship. Funny friendship quotes add a splash of humor to the canvas of camaraderie, providing a delightful glimpse into the dynamics that only true friends can understand.
We’ll find ourselves nodding in recognition and chuckling at the familiarity of the shared experiences they depict. These funny friendship quotes paint a vivid picture of the camaraderie that turns ordinary moments into unforgettable adventures.
Through these witty expressions, we’ll embrace the beauty of friendships that bring not just companionship, but also the priceless gift of laughter. So, let’s explore the delightful realm of funny friendship quotes together. Enjoy.
Hilarious friendship quotes
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
Leslie Knope
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
Mark Twain
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
Anne Lindbergh
I am always saying ‘Glad to’ve met you’ to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
J.D. Salinger
Friendship is a pretty full–time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
Truman Capote
A stranger stabs you in the front;
a friend stabs you in the back;
a boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Unknown
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’
C.S. Lewis
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
A.A. Milne
Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.
Charles Dickens
Stoic funny friendship quotes
Haven’t you thought, ‘nothing could be friendlier,’ when you saw little dogs playing and fawning on one another? But just throw some meat in the middle, and you will know what this friendship is.
Epictetus
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Aristotle
With the exception of wisdom, I’m inclined to believe that the immortal gods have given nothing better to humanity than friendship.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
Euripides
Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself.
Confucius
Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod.
Aristophanes
Plato is my friend, Aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.
Isaac Newton
Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
Plautus
To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.
Sallust
Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
Seneca the Younger
Funny friendship quotes for kids
But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty–two.
A.A. Milne
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Jon Foreman
True friends chop the onions and cry together.
Ljupka Cvetanova
Friends make you smile – best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.
Terri Guillemets
‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.
A.A. Milne
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once – all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
Mark Twain
Me! Books and cleverness! There are more important things: friendship and bravery.
J.K Rowling
You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
A.A. Milne
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
Laurie Colwin
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve–foot mountain troll is one of them.
J.K. Rowling
Crazy funny friendship quotes
“You’re getting into some kind of shape, cop.”
“Aw, come on, now.” Butch grinned. “Don’t let that shower we took go to your head.”
Rhage fired a towel at the male. “Just pointing out your beer gut’s gone.”
It was a Scotch pot. And I don’t miss it.
J.R. Ward
Abraham, he said. “I’m pleased to see you alive, old friend. And I to see you dead.”
Seth Grahame–Smith
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
Mark Twain
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.
Jess C Scott
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
Groucho Marx
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Ann Richards
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Emilie Saint–Genis
A few said they’d be horses. Most said they’d be some sort of cat. My friend said she’d like to come back as a porcupine. I don’t like crowds, she said.
Brian Andreas
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Matt Schucker
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
Warren G. Harding
Funny friendship quotes from movies
He who lendeth money endeth friendship.
The Sin of Harold
You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Do you realize there were about 20 of your friends watching you drown? Not one of them so much as lifted a finger to save you.
The Time Machine
Why, we even pooped together.
Norbi
Well, now our friendship seems complex. –I guess so, but anyway it seems to work.
The Avenging Eagle
I understand, all right. For a dame, you’d bite the hand that yanked you out of the gutter. For a dame, you’d kick a beautiful friendship right in the teeth.
Palooka
But let’s be Frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you were afraid to be in my debt.
The Godfather
Listen. I gave you my friendship and my trust and now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn enemy.
Good Morning, Vietnam
You didn’t need a friend like me. But now you come to me and say, Don Corleone, give me justice.
The Godfather
Wait! A toast. A toast to… Yes! …to long friendship.
Young Frankenstein
Mental disorder funny friendship quotes
‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.
Rita Mae Brown
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Robert Brault
I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other’s eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.
Jody Gehrman
A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
I have no friends. The more I learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more I want to avoid people.
Diane Fossey
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
Paul Tournier
Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.
Agatha Christie
‘Aeric!’ Grayson exclaimed, with genuine delight. ‘You’re not dead yet?’
‘Not yet,’ Aeric replied, looking pleased with his continued viability. ‘But I keep trying. And so do you, I hear!’
L.S. Baird
A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they’re the ones who helped you put them there. And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, they help you dig them back up.
Jenny Lawson
Attitude funny friendship quotes
But you can’t stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.
Sophie Kinsella
Exercise is like an old friend: You may not be able to see that friend all the time, but you’re not mad when you see them, you’re happy, and you get right back into it.
Bethenny Frankel
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Sylvia Plath
Call at least 50 old friends you’ve not met or seen in about 5 years time. Smile with them before ending the call. But be aware that after checking on 50, at least 5 of them will call you back to ask for a loan. I advice, make money.
Israelmore Ayivor
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Lady Randolph Churchill
May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.
Voltaire
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A true friend makes your problem their problem.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H. Glasgow
Short funny friendship quotes
Chuckle your way through our curated funny quotes about friendship. These expressions showcase the uniqueness of the relationships that turn ordinary moments into extraordinary memories.
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
Matthew Gray Gubler
My friends, there are no friends.
Coco Chanel
Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.
Candlelight Publications
Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.
Anna Deavere Smith
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
Besties before testes.
Gena Showalter
Quotes about funny friendship
Unveil the comical aspects of true friendship through this section of funny friendship quotes. Dive into the world of shared inside jokes and lighthearted moments that make friendships unforgettable.
Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.
Alan Bradley
How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A.A. Milne
I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn’t say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I’d have no friends.
Chelsea Handler
Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.
Kishore
Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?
Jane Austen
She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.
Cher
You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.
Lewis Carroll
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
Cookie Monster
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Walt Whitman
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Barry Humphries
Humorous friendship quotes
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
Patrick [Spongebob SuarePants]
True friendship is trading photos from toilets. It’s a willingness to be vulnerable and stupid and irreverent in a way that other people can’t accept and that you can’t accept from other people.
Mike Wehner
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Mignon McLaughlin
Talk between women friends is always therapy.
Jayne Anne Phillips
Friends should be like books, few, but hand–selected.
C. J. Langenhoven
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
Jay Leno
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Comamandering is not a word. It has letters, doesn’t it? Sounds like a word to me.
Tahereh Mafi
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Virginia Woolf
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Otto von Bismarck
One liner funny friendship quotes
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
Marcelene Cox
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around.
Karen Salmansohn
Sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King’s Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy.
George R.R. Martin
It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.
Gina Barreca
Funny friendship quotes and sayings
Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk.
Peggy Noonan
“Hey, Ethan.”
“Yeah?”
“Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?”
“The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice.”
He grinned and shot the ball. “It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up.”
Kami Garcia
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.
Elizabeth Taylor
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Arnold H. Glasgow
True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Nicole Richie
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
George Ade
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
Best friends are life’s truth tellers.
T.J. Condon
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
Jane Austen
Final thoughts
As we conclude our exploration, we’re reminded of the enduring power of laughter to strengthen relationships and create lasting memories. These funny friendship quotes reminding us that the best companionships are the ones where laughter flows freely.
May these funny friendship quotes continue to brighten your days and adding a warm in your heart. Share these humorous expressions with your friends and keep the spirit of laughter alive, for meaningful friendship is a precious gem that must we cherish every time.
We sincerely hope that your journey through these funny friendship quotes has brought you joy and happiness. Feel free to share these quotes with those who hold a special place in your heart – may they bring laughter and brighten someone’s day, just as they have brightened yours.
Keep sharing the smiles, keep spreading the laughter, and keep celebrating the beauty of friendship. After all, in the tapestry of life, these funny friendship quotes add vibrant threads of happiness that weave a story worth telling.