Funny Friendship Quotes for a Good Laugh

Discover light–hearted expressions through a collection of funny friendship quotes that celebrate the joy and laughter shared among friends.

Laughter is the universal language that transcends barriers and binds hearts together. And there’s no better arena for its joyful resonance than in the realm of friendship. We can shared inside jokes or playful banter at uproarious moments.

Within the sphere of funny friendship, there exists an arsenal of witty expressions that capture the essence of this special companionship. Funny friendship quotes add a splash of humor to the canvas of camaraderie, providing a delightful glimpse into the dynamics that only true friends can understand.

We’ll find ourselves nodding in recognition and chuckling at the familiarity of the shared experiences they depict. These funny friendship quotes paint a vivid picture of the camaraderie that turns ordinary moments into unforgettable adventures.

Through these witty expressions, we’ll embrace the beauty of friendships that bring not just companionship, but also the priceless gift of laughter. So, let’s explore the delightful realm of funny friendship quotes together. Enjoy.

Hilarious friendship quotes

Hilarious friendship quotes

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
Leslie Knope

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
Mark Twain

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
Anne Lindbergh

I am always saying ‘Glad to’ve met you’ to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
J.D. Salinger

Friendship is a pretty full–time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
Truman Capote

A stranger stabs you in the front;
a friend stabs you in the back;
a boyfriend stabs you in the heart,
but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’
C.S. Lewis

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
A.A. Milne

Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.
Charles Dickens

Stoic funny friendship quotes

Stoic funny friendship quotes

Haven’t you thought, ‘nothing could be friendlier,’ when you saw little dogs playing and fawning on one another? But just throw some meat in the middle, and you will know what this friendship is.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

With the exception of wisdom, I’m inclined to believe that the immortal gods have given nothing better to humanity than friendship.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself.

Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod.

Plato is my friend, Aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.
Isaac Newton

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.

To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.

Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.
Seneca the Younger

Funny friendship quotes for kids

But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty–two.
A.A. Milne

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
Jon Foreman

True friends chop the onions and cry together.
Ljupka Cvetanova

Friends make you smile – best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.
Terri Guillemets

‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.
A.A. Milne

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once – all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.
Mark Twain

Me! Books and cleverness! There are more important things: friendship and bravery.
J.K Rowling

You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
A.A. Milne

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
Laurie Colwin

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve–foot mountain troll is one of them.
J.K. Rowling

Crazy funny friendship quotes

Crazy funny friendship quotes

“You’re getting into some kind of shape, cop.”
“Aw, come on, now.”
Butch grinned. “Don’t let that shower we took go to your head.”
Rhage fired a towel at the male. “Just pointing out your beer gut’s gone.”
It was a Scotch pot. And I don’t miss it.
J.R. Ward

Abraham, he said. “I’m pleased to see you alive, old friend. And I to see you dead.”
Seth Grahame–Smith

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
Mark Twain

Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.
Jess C Scott

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
Groucho Marx

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Ann Richards

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Emilie Saint–Genis

A few said they’d be horses. Most said they’d be some sort of cat. My friend said she’d like to come back as a porcupine. I don’t like crowds, she said.
Brian Andreas

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Matt Schucker

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
Warren G. Harding

Funny friendship quotes from movies

Funny friendship quotes from movies

He who lendeth money endeth friendship.
The Sin of Harold

You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Do you realize there were about 20 of your friends watching you drown? Not one of them so much as lifted a finger to save you.
The Time Machine

Why, we even pooped together.

Well, now our friendship seems complex. –I guess so, but anyway it seems to work.
The Avenging Eagle

I understand, all right. For a dame, you’d bite the hand that yanked you out of the gutter. For a dame, you’d kick a beautiful friendship right in the teeth.

But let’s be Frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you were afraid to be in my debt.
The Godfather

Listen. I gave you my friendship and my trust and now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn enemy.
Good Morning, Vietnam

You didn’t need a friend like me. But now you come to me and say, Don Corleone, give me justice.
The Godfather

Wait! A toast. A toast to… Yes! …to long friendship.
Young Frankenstein

Mental disorder funny friendship quotes

Mental disorder funny friendship quotes

‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.
Rita Mae Brown

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Robert Brault

I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other’s eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.
Jody Gehrman

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes

I have no friends. The more I learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more I want to avoid people.
Diane Fossey

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
Paul Tournier

Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend.
Agatha Christie

‘Aeric!’ Grayson exclaimed, with genuine delight. ‘You’re not dead yet?’
‘Not yet,’ Aeric replied, looking pleased with his continued viability. ‘But I keep trying. And so do you, I hear!’
L.S. Baird

A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they’re the ones who helped you put them there. And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, they help you dig them back up.
Jenny Lawson

Attitude funny friendship quotes

Attitude funny friendship quotes

But you can’t stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.
Sophie Kinsella

Exercise is like an old friend: You may not be able to see that friend all the time, but you’re not mad when you see them, you’re happy, and you get right back into it.
Bethenny Frankel

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Sylvia Plath

Call at least 50 old friends you’ve not met or seen in about 5 years time. Smile with them before ending the call. But be aware that after checking on 50, at least 5 of them will call you back to ask for a loan. I advice, make money.
Israelmore Ayivor

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Lady Randolph Churchill

May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A true friend makes your problem their problem.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H. Glasgow

Short funny friendship quotes

Short funny friendship quotes

Chuckle your way through our curated funny quotes about friendship. These expressions showcase the uniqueness of the relationships that turn ordinary moments into extraordinary memories.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich

If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
Matthew Gray Gubler

My friends, there are no friends.
Coco Chanel

Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.
Candlelight Publications

Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.
Anna Deavere Smith

A good friend will always stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

Besties before testes.
Gena Showalter

Quotes about funny friendship

Unveil the comical aspects of true friendship through this section of funny friendship quotes. Dive into the world of shared inside jokes and lighthearted moments that make friendships unforgettable.

Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.
Alan Bradley

How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A.A. Milne

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn’t say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I’d have no friends.
Chelsea Handler

Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.

Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?
Jane Austen

She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.

You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.
Lewis Carroll

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
Cookie Monster

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Walt Whitman

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Barry Humphries

Humorous friendship quotes

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
Patrick [Spongebob SuarePants]

True friendship is trading photos from toilets. It’s a willingness to be vulnerable and stupid and irreverent in a way that other people can’t accept and that you can’t accept from other people.
Mike Wehner

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Mignon McLaughlin

Talk between women friends is always therapy.
Jayne Anne Phillips

Friends should be like books, few, but hand–selected.
C. J. Langenhoven

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
Jay Leno

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Comamandering is not a word. It has letters, doesn’t it? Sounds like a word to me.
Tahereh Mafi

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Virginia Woolf

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Otto von Bismarck

One liner funny friendship quotes

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
Friedrich Nietzsche

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
Marcelene Cox

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
Bill Watterson

If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around.
Karen Salmansohn

Sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King’s Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy.
George R.R. Martin

It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.
Gina Barreca

Funny friendship quotes and sayings

Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk.
Peggy Noonan

“Hey, Ethan.”

“Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?”
“The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice.”

He grinned and shot the ball. “It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up.”
Kami Garcia

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.
Elizabeth Taylor

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Arnold H. Glasgow

True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
Nicole Richie

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
George Ade

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb

Best friends are life’s truth tellers.
T.J. Condon

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
Jane Austen

Final thoughts

As we conclude our exploration, we’re reminded of the enduring power of laughter to strengthen relationships and create lasting memories. These funny friendship quotes reminding us that the best companionships are the ones where laughter flows freely.

May these funny friendship quotes continue to brighten your days and adding a warm in your heart. Share these humorous expressions with your friends and keep the spirit of laughter alive, for meaningful friendship is a precious gem that must we cherish every time.

We sincerely hope that your journey through these funny friendship quotes has brought you joy and happiness. Feel free to share these quotes with those who hold a special place in your heart – may they bring laughter and brighten someone’s day, just as they have brightened yours.

Keep sharing the smiles, keep spreading the laughter, and keep celebrating the beauty of friendship. After all, in the tapestry of life, these funny friendship quotes add vibrant threads of happiness that weave a story worth telling.

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